About Desloppy · October 2026

Finding the AI in writing, and helping people sound like themselves

The Desloppy team

Summary

Most people now write with AI. The result often sounds the same: the same openings, the same rhythm, the same tidy wrap-ups. Readers notice, and they trust the writing less. Desloppy reads a piece of writing, scores how much of it reads like AI, and points to the exact phrases that give it away, with a plain fix for each. It combines a detection model we train ourselves with a growing library of the habits AI writing shows. The model keeps learning from the newest AIs, and a new version only replaces the current one when it does better on a test it has never seen. On real everyday AI posts it caught every one in our test, and it rarely mistakes human writing for AI.

1The problem

AI tools write fast and well, but they write alike. A promotion post, a cover letter and a sales email all start to share the same words and the same shape. People who use AI to help them write still want the result to sound like them. People who read it want to know a person stands behind it.

Most AI detectors give one number and stop there. A number alone doesn't help a writer. Desloppy is built to answer the next question too: which lines, and what do I change?

2Our approach

Desloppy looks at writing in two ways and puts the results together.

A detection model. A language model trained to tell human writing from AI writing. It scores the whole text and each part of it, so we can show which passages read most like AI.

A library of AI habits. Phrases, structures and patterns that AI writing leans on, gathered from studying large amounts of AI and human writing. Each habit comes with a plain fix, so the advice is specific: not "sounds robotic", but which words to change and how.

Both are tuned to the kind of writing: an email, a social post, a cover letter, a slide deck, an essay or a story each has its own normal style, and what counts as a warning sign in one can be fine in another.

3Always learning

New AI models come out every few weeks, and each one writes a little differently. A detector trained once goes stale. So Desloppy runs as a loop that keeps going on its own:

CollectNew writing from current AIs, gathered every day, including models we have never seen.
TrainA new version of the model is trained every week on the latest data.
TestIt sits a fixed exam it never trains on: everyday writing, rewritten and "humanized" AI text, and hard human writing.
Ship or dropIt goes live only if it beats the current model. Otherwise it is thrown away.

This means Desloppy gets better without anyone having to remember to update it, and a bad update can never reach you. Your writing is never used for training.

4Results

These come from our own model's release test in October 2026. The test set is held back and never used for training.

TestResult
Everyday LinkedIn posts written by five AIs (Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, Qwen, GPT-OSS)101 of 101 caught
AI text that was paraphrased, rewritten or run through a "humanizer"97% caught
AI from model families it was never trained on91% caught
Hard human writing (student essays, short texts, AI-polished human text) wrongly called "likely AI"0.3%
Catch rates for rewritten and unseen AI are measured at the point where 5 in 100 human documents get flagged; the "likely AI" verdict on the site uses a stricter line. Compared with the open model we started from, ours caught 101 of 101 posts against 89, and cut wrong "likely AI" calls on hard human writing from 3.0% to 0.3%.

5What it can't do

6Privacy

Your text is checked in memory and dropped as soon as the result is sent. We don't store it and we never train on it. We keep what an account needs, like your email, scrambled copies of your keys and how many words you have used. The privacy policy lists all of it.

7Get in touch

Questions, ideas or a text we got wrong? Write to support@desloppy.com. Wrong calls help us most.